Sunday, July 30, 2006

The Shits

auralorgasm:: Smashing Pumpkins - Stand inside your love

I just finished watching Dogtown and the Z-boys (the documentary, not the movie) and I'm feeling fuckin mad coz I feel I've just missed out on something great. Doesn't help that I'm hungry and I want breakfast but at the same time I'm too lazy to go out and eat.

My world is full of shit. Gah.

So peeved, so irritated. Such a fucked up sunday morning with nothing to look forward to. Fuck it, I think I'll attempt to make my morning a bit more tolerable by having my favourite breakfast - Four pieces of toast with butter and sugar, two eggs, one cup of kopi-o, and a cigarette.

Maybe two sticks.

Ahh I'm feeling better already.

*edit:
Okay just finished my meal and I'm feeling just fineeeeeeeeeeee w00t.

auralorgasm:: Marilyn Manson - Astonishing Paranoma of the Endtimes

The first Manson song I ever heard. How nostalgic.


Got rice?

Shack ah.

This is really getting me down. I come back on saturdays and I'm too tired to go out. Last saturday I spent the whole day sleeping and this saturday the same. Fucking hell. Bastards in camp saves the worst for bookout day so we can use the weekend to sleep and recover in preparation for the week ahead. FUCK AH.

Sibei dulan.

Anyway, Nacho Libre wasn't as good as I thought it would be. Napolean Dynamite was much much muchhh better. Jack Black pisses me off, him and that stupid mexican accent. Supposed to watch Lady in the Water last night but yeah, fell asleep blah blah blah.

If all else fails today, I'm just gonna sulk and watch Full Metal Alchemist. That's gonna take up the whole day I guess. Hah.

Oh yeah, I fucking hate outfield. My god. Worst place to be on earth.

I'M A FUCKING CITY BOY I DON'T BELONG OUT THERE IN THE WILDS WITH GIANT GRASSHOPPERS AND NO PLACE TO SMOKE.

Fucking hell I hate the army.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

I'm in so much pain I don't know whether I'll recover by the time I book in.

However, whenever I think of the poor guy whom we plastered with Yoko yoko, medicated oil, Prickly Heat, Colgate and Kiwi, life doesn't seem so bad after all haw haw haw.

I would love to post more pictures but since everything is down, I can't do anything.

Watched 3 movies the last weekend - Havoc, Pirates of the Carribean 3, and Thank you for Smoking. Of the lot, Thank You for Smoking was the winner, hands down. Damn solid show. Too witty for its own good haha.

Havoc was quite okay but it kinda disappointed at the end. Or maybe it was just because spider told me the ending halfway through the show. She everytime liddat. Buay tahan.

Pirates of the Carribean 3 was also okay only. Not fantastic. 6 outta 10. But Johnny Depp's always good and well, ditto for Keira Knightley. eh but she uglier ah...?

Probably gonna watch Lady in the Water tonight but I'm not really sure yet. Unforgiven sounds good but I think I had about enough of Army. Hahaha 1 month 3 weeks in only and I'm already fucked up. Steady laaaaaaaa.

K ciao.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

OMG ANOTHER WEEK IS OVER YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. That brings me one more week closer to ORD. Yay another 1 year, 11 months and 3 weeks more. Won't be long now :D

My pay for Mosaic finally came in. And it's not the amount that was promised but since I already gave up on it, it comes as a nice surprise. Like free money hahaha.

I'm destined not to have a portfolio I think. The other time, my laptop crashed and I lost a fuckload of photos including everything I took in Cambodia. This time, my brother's hard-drive got fucked and I'm in danger of losing every single fucking piece I ever took since I started. Damn pek cek.

The lineup at baybeats is damn bad this year. Nothing seems interesting and most of the bands are recycled from other years. I'm skipping this year's in hopes that next year would be better. Haiya also not much hope la haha.

K movie marathon tonight with the k.c.spider. Money fly flyyyyy.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Fuck lor.

I'm not gonna make it I'm not gonna make it I'm not gonna make it.

9 weeks to 12 pulls ups. FUCK AH. I'm dead even before I even started. Chaoooooooo cheebyeeeeeeeeeee.

Monday, July 03, 2006

The duck named Rashad.

-chortle-


Rashad.

There you are, minding your own as well as others' businesses, taking photos of unsuspecting vietnamese and suddenly...

this thing pops up suddenly into your frame and you click the trigger out of pure shock. As a result:



GET OUT OF MY FRAME LA WTF.

Super Baby Blaster 5.03 vX.RT

auralorgasm:: Sondre Lerche - Days that are over

Sondre Lerche is my new drug.

I really can't wait for Pirates of Carribean 3 to be released. I've had enough weekends of crappy movies thank you very much. Superman Returns sucked so much shit that I had to boil my eyeballs when I got home, or what remained of my eyeballs anyway. The King and the Clown wasn't too bad; it was reminscent of Farewell my Concubine which was and still is one of my favourite films.

Hung out with various people this weekend. My love and appreciation to all of them for wasting their time and mine. One thing though, Mr Dysfunktionale seems to have disappeared. Oei Marcus where you? I call you also phone off you cheebehhhh.

HJ has introduced me to a new, needless, and unneccesary artform called VJing, also known as Video Jocking. Nevertheless, I'm interested and I have promised myself to give it a try in a few weeks when I've gotten used to everything army. (Which is unlikely to happen. How can anyone get used to military life, not to mention even liking it?)

Booking in later at 9pm. FUCKING SIAN. I shall go stock up on my weekly supply of Snickers and Oreo cookies. Why? Because I can. Hah.

'nuff said. Meet my new friend.


The-heavenly-cow-that-pondered-upon-the-sorrows-of-life. Hur hur hur.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

auralorgasm:: I can make a mess like nobody's business - So I decided to give myself a reason

It's back to secondary school with the army. I feel like 14 instead of 21.

Good news though, the film which I shot in Vietnam has turned out quite nice, but have to send for printing again. Apparently when I told my brother to print it, I forgot to tell him that it's cross-processed and to go to Ruby so he just went to some fuckall shop to print it. And that is how I've wasted 17 dollars to print photos which the guy at the shop thought it was 'discoloured' and therefore needed to be 'saved', thus the increasing of contrast and the lowering of exposure. Now everything looks all black and shitty and horrible.

But should be better once it's been professionally printed.

Anyway, saw an extremely nice bike today. Suzuki Vanvan. Never see before. DAMN NICE AHHHH. Best thing is 160cc only hahahaha.

Here we goo-oo-oo-oo-HEY, commandoo-oo-oo-oo-HEY!...