Thursday, November 30, 2006

Early Childhood Education

I was just watching this show on Arts Central about Super Nannies and how they deal with kids and their methods involve sending the kid to a place called a 'Naughty Roomm' for a timeout whenever they're caught being uhm... "Naughty".

The father was all for smacking the shit outta the kid but the mom and supernanny was more about love and care and all that other useless rubbish. They were sadly convinced that it was gonna help the kid in the long run if they praised him for admitting that he lied.

From past experience, that won't help the kid any. He's gonna grow up to be a walking doormat.

Smack the shit outta the kid I say! You gotta teach the kid early that if he tells the truth, bad things will happen. You gotta teach him the importance of lying and cheating and doing stuff like this without getting caught.

Getting caught is for losers. Lie, steal, cheat, kill, do whatever you want... BUT NEVER EVER GET CAUGHT!

If not, daddy's gonna fuckin' take you down.

Sunday, November 26, 2006


auralorgasm:: The Cardigans - Travelling With Charley

Spent the whole of Saturday and Saturnight doing guard duty. Fucking waste of time. 1 and a half years more to go. Time can't pass fast enough.

Having lots of problems with the bike. To make things worse, I can't even go take my 2A coz my unit doesn't allow us to take leave for this kinda things. Not important they say. Pfft. And staying in camp to do fuckall is important?

Ohhh the things I'll say to them when I finally ORD... oh yeahh. Can't wait.

But on a nicer note, I got myself the 60gig Vision W. Haven't used it long enough to say whether it's worth the $640 I paid for it but the screen is just OMG. Aye.

Fuck la can't be bothered bye.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Voluntary Insomniac

auralorgasm:: Misery Signals - Reverence Lost


It seems that I've come back to my routine of staring at my computer at 5am in the morning, not willing to sleep, yet having nothing to do, in hopes of having a sudden epiphany.

And no it doesn't fucking work.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Live Leave

auralorgasm:: Deerhoof - Panda Panda Panda

Oh yeahhhh it's finally here. The moment I've been waiting for. Finally, I'm on leave!


This seriously rocks. I don't have to book in till like Sunday night and on monday, we cross over to signal camp where it's just (or so I've heard), so slack. I've become an idler :D

Yep, another 5 days of pure ennui, of many many plans to do nothing and of many many many hours spent being bored. Hmmm, I love leave.

I find it really amusing that I've spent the whole of my NS life so far waiting for my leave to finally be approved and now that I have it, I have no idea what to do with myself.

Reminds me of the White Stripes.

"...I don't know what to do with myself..."


Sunday, November 12, 2006

My Brother's Blood Machine

auralorgasm:: The Prize Fighter Inferno - The Missing McCloud Boys

I'm incredibly excited to proclaim to the world that I'm in possession of THE PRIZE FIGHTER INFERNO'S NEW ALBUM WOOOHOOOO.

C'mon everyone, be jealous of me muahahaha.

Oh yeah it's good it's fucking good. It's like Coheed, but midi-ed and much more chilled out. FUCKING SHIT IT'S FANTASTIC!

And wtf Josh and Mic are no more in Coheed and what is this I hear? THEY'RE REPLACING JOSH WITH DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN'S DRUMMER?!

WTF WTF WTF. Next album confirm mad.

This rocks. \m/


Saturday, November 11, 2006

Dynamic Symmetry

auralorgasm:: Brian Transeau [BT] - Good Morning Kaia

First off, apologies all round to those whom I told that electronic music sucked balls. I take every single word back. I'll even swallow them back down if it makes you happy! The truth is, Brian Transeau's This Binary Universe is so good, it makes me want to.. I don't know, do stuff I never thought I'll do before!

Yes andrw, you can stop smiling now.

Btw, Frank Klepacki's also up there with him but yah. (Out of point but I'll always remain loyal to the creator of the Command & Conquer series soundtrack!)

I sense my own impending doom. uh-oh.


Au Contraire

auralorgasm:: Brian Transeau [BT] - The Antikythera Mechanism

This has not been a good night. Too many memories resurfacing, too many desires left unfulfilled.

Dear Lord, why do you torment me so?

This Binary Universe

auralorgasm:: Brian Transeau [BT] - 1.618

According to Paulo Coehlo, I'm alright being mad.


Sunday, November 05, 2006

Collide (kaRIN & Statik) - Euphoria

auralorgasm:: Killswitch Engage - The End of Heartache

So, Saddam's sentenced to hang at last. Quite surprised at the verdict actually, didn't expect that they'll really hang him. After all, it's feels so anti-climatical. I mean, he's up there with like Hitler and Stalin and Mao and Ho and Marx. Oh well, he'll live on in history anyway.

So another week has passed, another week closer to my ORD date. Time really can't pass fast enough.

I watched Step Up yesterday and uhm, yah not bad. Worth the entertainment anyway. And those of you who liked the GTA series, GO WATCH CRANK. OMG it's like fucking GTA THE MOVIE.

Hahaha it's awesome. No wait, better than awesome! It's like the hot coffee mod, TWICE OVER! w00t.


Saturday, November 04, 2006

King of Loathing in his Kingdom of Loathing (.com)

auralorgasm:: Circa Survive - Stop the Fucking Car

The week has been quite hectic; my trained abilities as a photographer been exploited again and again. Although honestly, any fucking goondu could take the stuff I'm asked to take.

Yes Mr O.C Sir, whatever you say Mr O.C Sir.

Everything is just getting better and better. It's settled down to some sort of half-fucked truce in camp, meaning we don't step on each other's tails unless it's truly necessary. Kind of cool, everyone avoiding each other, all itching to start something but having nothing to use as a reason to justify.

auralorgasm:: Spitalfield - Won't Back Down

In my desperate bid to do something different in order to elevate my boredom, I have decided to make plans (YEAH I'M ACTUALLY MAKING PLANS) for next saturday. In the morning, I shall go wakeboarding (my virgin attempt), fall asleep in the afternoon, and go fishing at night.

But no doubt, my plans will fail. Sigh.

Okay I'm supposed to leave now to attend some Hari Raya gathering at a friend's place. Haven't seen them for a long while. Time to reconnect aye? Hahaha.

Oh and btw, Cherie's in Korea so yeah, godspeed, goodtrip to you Ms Anpanface.

"...numbers don't have to lie...."