Christmas sucks.

Fuck you Santa. Bloody old fuck. You don't even fucking exist.

Fuck christmas, the time for giving and receiving my arse. Fuck off. Bloody transparent.

Fuck you christmas. Fuck you Santa. Fuck off.

It ain't even Jesus' proper birthday.

FUCK OFF LAHHHHHHHHHH. STOP IRRITATING ME WITH ALL YOUR FAKE CHRISTMAS CHEER AND CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

I'm the christmas grump. FUCK OFF DUN@C@M)MC)M$#@)CM)!@MC!@.