IRC classics.

Why we found IRC so fun:

man real life sucks
sure does
excellent graphics, no gameplay.
like most games :p
my score is low

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and I saw a girl and was like "hey baby, you lookin' for a good time"
and she said "yes"
and I just sorta stared
cause I don't usually get that far
and I didn't have anything to say

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if there's anything more bizarre than fucking a blow up doll, it's having 'group sex' with a bunch of blow up dolls.

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<-(@Bloodshed)-> God my nuts stink
<-(@Bloodshed)-> *What The Fuck*
<-(@SleazyC)-> lmao..
<-(@SleazyC)-> you smell your nuts
<-(@Bloodshed)-> Well, I don't want to walk around with stink-nuts and not know it

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well, people who take a test on the internet to see if they have a personality should already know the answer.

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Fox just interviewed the 8th grade teacher of the American who was bedheaded in Ira.
beheaded in Iraq*
how the hell does that have any relevance at all?
how the fuck do you interview someone that was beheaded?

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last night i had sex with a model.
O.o
but then the glue melted
and one of the wings fell off.
go figure.

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INSIDE JOKE!

just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
that's gotta hurt
:(

Hahaha this one's really a classic.

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The crazy things some people say online. Note: This is extremely common. Cheggit:

I don't think it's physically possible to both laugh and ejaculate at the same time.
But I plan on finding out.
* zetec is away - midget porn.

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Now I remember why I was such an IRC whore a few years back. Hahaha. Best times of my life were spent online with people I didn't know.

Geek me.