Really, don't fuck with me.

Okay. It's official.

I'm on the warpath. Fuck with me and I'll let you have it. I won't give chance. I swear. I can be nice but I can be a total asshole too.

Don't believe, just try.

You may be my friend but I'll still have to rip your head off and stuff it up your ass if you don't take me seriously OR if you patronise me OR if you screw me over.

I'm not one to make empty threats. What I dare say, I dare carry out.

Just fucking try.