The weewee.

I've been shitting so beautifully these past few days that I can almost describe it as poetic.

I've achieved excellence in the art of defecation. I'm producing LOGS, not PIECES. I'm so proud of myself.

As you can see, I've got nothing better to talk about other than asinine topics. It's only a matter of time before I degenerate into something that ranks only slightly higher up than 'amoebae' on the evolutionary ladder.

I'm looking forward to that ^^