Fuck ups and shut the fuck ups.

Words always fail me during the times when I need them the most.

Gosh I'm such a dumb schmuck.

WAH LAO EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Okay so this is it, my life's not exactly very rosy right now but I don't forsee any fuckups coming my way so soon.

That's the fucked up part. Everytime I think nothing bad is gonna happen, it hits me with the force of a banana thrown by Godzilla.

Scriptwriting's starting to get on my nerves. For a media lecturer, the bulgarian fellow is fuckin narrow minded. I don't trust him. Period.

Yes! I see a fuck up dawning on the horizon!

Yay.