3.9% fuckarse.

Alcohol is poison, and don't believe anybody that tells you otherwise.

No I don't like to drink, except on occasions when I feel like fucking up my head.

I don't get how people can say 'let's go drinking' or 'hey let's have a beer' or be proud of the fact that they've spent the whole night boozing and then ending up wasted.

It's a fact. Alcohol tastes horrible, makes you feel like shit, is probably gonna destroy your liver plus maybe three quarters of your braincells, and the funny thing is that people still drink.

Why?

Human beings are just fucking stupid, aren't we?

All this coming from a smoker. Hah.

But I still believe in the evils of alcohol.