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13. Jesus

Nice guy, with good ideas. Often called "Jeebus" in jest. Stressed kindness and forgiveness towards others, and leading an all-around good, virtuous life. One of the most interesting philosophical thinkers in history, and certainly one of the most quoted. Also, as seen on urbandictionary.com, he's apparently a lot of people's homeboys.

I'm not sure if he necessarily wanted his followers to condemn other faiths, or tell people that "If you don't believe in God, you'll burn in Hell, and I don't want that, so please please please believe in God", as in the case of "Read the bible and learn" who posted an earlier definition. He preached of mankind's free will, so I don't think he wanted that being taken away from us...
Anyways, he was a man who lived a truly moral and virtuous life. Christians see him as a god, non-Christians either see him as a prophet or a moral person who lived a good life, stoners see him...all the time... and UD Christians see him as a "homeboy"

Sweet Zombie Jesus!
--or--
Holy Monkey Jeebus!

Source: Atticus, Apr 23, 2005

The people at urbandictionary.com surely have some weird definitions of Jesus.

But most of them agree that he's the coolest guy that ever lived.

Now thats a Jedi.

*edit: Just as a control, I checked out the words Buddha and Allah. This is what happened.

6. Buddha
Marijuana, pot, weed, trees, herb.
Go get that blunt and lets blaze this buddha
Source: resk, Mar 1, 2005

1. Allah
the exclusive god of the islamic faith
Muslims around the world show their loyalty and respect to Allah by following the Five Pillars.

There were only 14 definitions of Buddha and only 4 of Allah, of which only one is blasphemous.

Compare this to Jesus and we have a reallyyyyy huge contrast, for Jesus has no less than 89 definitions.

At least half of them blasphemous.

Wow.