GBUY!

How can one not love google?

Introducing, GBUY!

I'm still sick. Damn gbuy.

I've got friends to make you feel excluded. HAH.

auralorgasm:: Mae - Futuro (live)

I can't help not listening. Was surfing Mervyn's blog and it was playing and it sounds oh so soothing to the ears.

I remember reading somewhere this particular sentence that has been resounding in my head for the past few years: When I grow up, I want to be happy.

I think it was Amelia. Or was it Jesse? Can't fucking remember. But anyway, I miss you Amah, but I think it's just one of those friends go overseas to study miss miss kinda thing. Never really spoke to you after Cambodia so you have no reason to believe I'm being sincere but well, I am.

Some fuckers are blasting their karaoke set from their tentage from the neighbouring HDB blocks and their song cannot be more apt to describe how exactly I'm feeling.

Which song is that? It's that fucking peng you song. The one that goes like 'peng you yi sheng yi qi zou' by that fella whose name I forgot. I've been working for 3 weeks straight and I've had absolutely no hang out time with friends. Maybe Chris but then again that's not counted coz I see him in school almost everyday and besides, too much of him is bad for my mental health.

AND I'VE JUST GOTTEN SICK AGAIN.

Whine whine whine. Fuck yeah. I'm feeling pissed at the world.

:(

Up and down and up and down.

Life's like shit.

The 10 hour dreaming

auralorgasm:: Beck - Everybody's gotta learn sometime

Finally managed to flog my bike off for 2150. Whew.

Past few days has just been whacked out. Things are coming to a slow down and I'm quite grateful for what I've got and learnt thus far. Not bad. Here's hoping for more jobs to do once I grad har har har.

I just read something that managed to totally fuck up my morning. Dreamt for 10 hours and still hopeless.

Urgh.

Forget it.

Okay brilliant. I just received a call that fucks up the rest of my day. I shall be fucked for life if this goes on. Fucking fucking fucking hell.

Cough cough cough wheeze fuck cough.

My life for the past 2 days.

Wary/weary.

I feel incredibly wretched. Down with the sickness, in fact.

The dreaded influenza!

Fuck la damn lame I'm damn sick and damn fucked up and feeling damn GY.

"Jenny was a friend of mine..."

And that's all I'm gonna allow myself.

Today.

Today was just weird.

I'm sick of today. Bring on tomorrow please.

I'm sure everyone in FSV will agree.

Unfuckingbelievable.

I don't understand how something that stupid/cliched/dumbassed/halfassed/cocked up can win Project Pilot. My most sincere condolences to both Mervyn and Jon's group. Though I've not seen what you guys have made, but I've worked with you guys, and that by itself is enough to tell me what the quality of your submission is like.

Fuckness.

It's turning out to be a bad night. Not much of an improvement over the day it seems. Fuck it. Bah chor mee does wonders for the human soul.

Why Bread is Dangerous

1. More than 98 percent of convicted criminals are bread eaters.

2. Nearly a half of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.

5. Bread is made from a substance called “dough.” It has been found that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average person eats more bread than that in one month.

6. Tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low occurrence of cancer, Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s disease and osteoporosis.

7. Bread has been found to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat, begged for bread after only two days.

8. Bread is often a “gateway” food item, leading the user to “harder” items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter and even meat.

9. Bread has been found to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.

11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit. That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.

12. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.



In light of these frightening statistics, following bread restrictions are proposed:
1. No sale of bread to children.
2. No advertising of bread within 1000 metres of a school.
3. A 300 percent VAT on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we can expect with bread.
4. No animal or human images or any primary colours (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.
5. A £4.2 million fine on the three biggest bread manufacturers.

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Broke? In debt? No cash to support your family? No problem, now you can sell your soul!

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I am uber boh liao.

Life? It's great.

So far this year really has been uneventful. No serious politics so far and yeah, I'm enjoying myself as far as life goes.

Spend the days doing parkour, playing with jeeps, cars and bikes, plotting my life's path...

I love being in the prime of my youth w00t.